Yiddish words that start with ‘sch’

A couple of weeks ago, I was watching Jeopardy. Come to think of it, it was celebrity Jeopardy. One of the categories that night was “Yiddish Words That Start With ‘Sch'”. Words like schnoze, schlemiel and schmear.  Although I only know the very basics of the Yiddish language, it makes me sad to know that so few people actually speak it and that someday soon, it will probably be a forgotten language.

The thing I love about Yiddish words are they are so expressive. Is there a better word to describe some guy who is a major jerk than putz or schmuck. Actually, they both mean they same thing. A person who complains is a kvetch, which even sounds like like a person who complains.

Many people learned a few words of Yiddish through those cultural icons…Laverne and Shirley. “Shlemiel! Shlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.” Millions of Americans singing their favorite TV show theme song without having a clue as to what it all meant. It was all Greek to them (well, not really).

Last summer, my daughter dated a very nice young man who happened not to be a member of the tribe.  I don’t think they really bothered her until she asked for a bagel with schmear for breakfast and he wanted to know what a schmear was. What a schmear is?  Are you kidding? The whole world knows what a schmear is. It’s a schmear. To me, a schmear is not a Yiddish word or a Jewish word, it’s a word you putz. What kind of schmuck doesn’t know a schmear is. Well, that was the end of that goy…I mean guy.

Another favorite is shtik, which I’m known for. Always makes me laugh when it’s mispronounced as stik. Listen, if you are going to use an expression at least know how to pronounce it. When you say it wrong, you sound like a schmendrick. I’m also known as a schmoozer because…well because I like to schmooze.

Of course there’s schmaltz, which literally translated means chicken fat or grease but is often used to describe something that is overly sentimental or corny. If you didn’t know that well then you probably don’t know babkes.

The good news about Yiddish is all the words I have used above have become part of the mainstream modern American English and will probably live on for generations. Many people will never know where these words come from but it makes me happy to know that part of my heritage and culture will live on.

Let me finish by saying that you shouldn’t be so meshugenner. Just be a mensch and tell some friends about my blog so that maybe I can figure out a way to make a couple of bucks off this kakameyme thing.


About IraSez

I am the owner of Monarch Communications, a graphic design/advertising/website design firm in Millburn, NJ. You can take a look at some of our work at www.MonComInc.com I started IraSez at the urging of my wife, a couple of friends and several facebook friends who actually encouraged me to write a book. They think I'm funny but some of my latest blogs have covered some rather somber topics. In my spare time, I run the local SU alumni club. I'm in the 9th year of a 3 year term or as us SU grads called "fuzzy math." I'm SU '82, wife is SU '83, daughter is SU '11, son is SU '14, even my nephew goes to SU. So yes, we bleed Orange. I like to play golf, watch the same movies over and over, and take long walks with my dog on the trails in South Mountain Reservation behind Old Short Hills. If you see a guy wearing something with an SU logo chasing after a dog named Cosmo, that's me!
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7 Responses to Yiddish words that start with ‘sch’

  1. Gina says:

    You forgot schmutz — that annoying little bit of something that mars the appearance of everything. As in, you’re not wearing that jacket — it has schmutz on the collar. –or — How the hell do you see through all that schmutz on your glasses, schmendrik?

    Just a shiksa who knows some things….I’m only saying….

  2. Melinda says:

    Schiksa….not me!

    When I was growing up, my grandmother always used to say to my brother, “Oh, that schiksa is coming over!” The schiksa was a major problem for her. It took me two years to finally ask my brother what the word meant. I couldn’t stop laughing!

    And, laughed when I saw this thread…brought back hilarious memories. Thanks!

  3. Melinda says:

    This only gets better….I found this on Amazon:

    Ovadya’s album, “driftless,” has a song on it entitled, “Pulp Schiksa!”

    You can’t make this stuff up!

  4. Ina says:

    Very true, but next time you’re doing Yiddish, I’d like to edit a few for you before it goes out. Love, “Irma”

  5. Andrew says:

    You forgot a few other classics, like schmatta and schlep!

  6. Debbie Wende says:

    Would it be totally inappropriate to point out that you forgot ‘schtup’?

  7. Lauren says:

    Schmear? Is that lox? It sounds kind of yucky and, for some reason, reminds me of my yearly visit to the lady doctor. Gag.

    Very funny, Ira.

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