Monthly Archives: May 2010

Losing weight while jerking off

Yes folks, there is now scientific proof that you can burn calories and develop that finely toned body just by jerking off.  Don’t believe me?  Well, check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W0FfkaIEXE And for you women: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwIJlEsIVZQ This is so great, I … Continue reading

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Toes are ugly

Believe it or not, I seriously considered calling this blog “ToesAreUgly.com” and other social observations, for the very simple reason that – for the most part – toes are ugly. Feet too in many, if not most, cases. For the … Continue reading

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Guns and the environment

The disaster taking place in the Gulf of Mexico has got me thinking about the environment and the ways we destroy it. Last week I wrote about how some people are pro life and pro death. I stated that I … Continue reading

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The chicks and me

Last night my wife and I saw Letters to Juliet, the prototypical chick flick.  In a theater of about 40 – 50 patrons, I was the only male. There were little chicks (and not so little chicks making too much … Continue reading

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Look ma! No hands!

Remember when you were a little kid and you learned how to ride a two wheel bicyle? Oh, the simple joys in life. Than you learned how to ride holding on with only one hand and than no hands. Than … Continue reading

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Today on Millburn Avenue

Somedays you don’t have to go very far to get a good laugh. Actually, most days I walk out of my office and I see things that make me laugh out loud.  Today was no exception. This morning I was … Continue reading

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Pro life & pro death

I have always been fascinated by the contrasting views expressed by the same people in the name of politics. For instance, it seems to me that the same people who are “pro life” are also “pro death.” Let me start … Continue reading

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